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Mint: Exotic Gold�s New Shemale Star Muses on Plastic Surgery

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ICANN Releases �Cache-Poisoning� Defense Tool

MARINA DEL REY, CA -- A fatal flaw in the internet�s addressing system was patched in early July, but the International Corporation for Domain Names and Numbers remains sufficiently concerned about the potential for hackers and phishers to launch attacks through un-patched portals that it has released a tool to help domain administrators protect themselves and their users.

�Porno� Movie Gets R Rating

LOS ANGELES -- Never let it be said filmmaker Kevin Smith is a ratings wimp. When his latest film, Zack and Miri Make a Porno, was slapped with a rating of NC-17 � no children allowed, period � Smith appealed to the Motion Picture Association of America and won. The movie will debut with an R rating on October 31st, distributed by the Weinstein Co.

Rumored Jenna Jameson Pregnancy Brings Out Worst of Mainstream Media

LOS ANGELES, CA -- Celebrity pregnancies are all the rage this year � and former porn princess, now B-horror zombie stripper, Jenna Jameson has wanted desperately to be in a family way for years. Recent news of a possibly successful Jameson-Tito Ortiz cross-fertilization has inspired the mainstream media to erupt in a storm of coverage ranging from blas� to obscenely offensive.

Gay Porn Costs Couple Laptop and Privacy at Border

CANADA -- North America is a little safer today, thanks to attentive guards bravely patrolling the Canada-US border and protecting it from the scourge of � perfectly legal gay porn.

Juniper: Digital Payment Soaring in Popularity

HAMPSHIRE, ENGLAND -- A new analysis of the global mobile payments opportunity forecasts by 2013, 2.1 billion mobile subscribers will �pay by mobile� for digital goods downloaded to their mobile phones.

TorrentSpy Case Could Redefine Boundaries of Online Privacy

LOS ANGELES, CA -- A federal appellate court in California is expected to render a ruling that could change the face of online privacy.

Free Speech Coalition Begins Membership Director Search

CANOGA PARK, CA -- With the United States unemployment rate climbing towards 6-percent, chances are good that the Free Speech Coalition (FSC) will receive plenty of applications for its newest open position; membership director. The question, of course, is whether those applicants will have the necessary vision, understanding, and tenacity to not merely step into the position, but help maintain the momentum that its predecessor set in motion.

Not So Wild Girl Accuses "Girls Gone Wild" Employee of Assault

SMITHTOWN, NY -- While many may wonder how a woman could enter a Girls Gone Wild tour bus and not expect to be felt up, fondled, and generally encouraged to� well� go wild, one young woman has taken extreme offense at precisely that.

Lawmakers Expand Inquiry into Online Ad Tracking

WASHINGTON, DC -- The more they learn about the ways surfers are tracked online, the more alarmed congressional representatives become. On Friday, the House Energy and Commerce Committee expanded its inquiry into so-called �behavioral advertising,� requesting from 33 internet service providers information about whether, how, and when the companies have engaged in data gathering pursuant to ad targeting. The ISPs have until August 8th to respond.